someone: have you seen this movie?
me: no but i've seen gifs

When you hear your favourite song playing in the other room.

(Source: gabrielsaportacs)

when u start following a really cool blog and then they follow u back

(Source: jackoffnoir)

A woman who is 3months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.

“Hey I’m taking a picture of ya, so just act natural.”

(Source: theinturnet)

When the teacher is lecturing too fast